Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander Pixel

Once a cutting-edge gaming console on the battlefield of entertainment, Commander Pixel led armies of gamers to countless victories in pixelated wars. Decked out with rocket-powered limbs for lightning-fast responses and sporting a soldier's button interface, this console was the definition of retro cool. But in a twist of fate, a fierce digital skirmish left its screen shattered—yet its spirit unbroken. Adorned with a helmet symbolizing its unwavering bravery, Commander Pixel became a living legend in the WebtrES Club, inspiring fellow tech relics with stories of its glorious past and a never-say-die attitude in the face of obsolescence.