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Sergeant PixelForge

Born in the pixelated forges of an 8-bit universe, Sergeant PixelForge is a valiant warrior from the RetroConsole Clan. With arms and legs cast from the strongest digital foundry, he wields his hammer and spear with the precision of a seasoned soldier. His screen flickers with the deep hues of red and black, symbolizing the fiery battles he has endured. Always one to keep his cool under pressure, he dons his signature shades, a token from his first victory in the console wars. A true hero in the WebtrES club, his presence inspires both nostalgia and awe among all who encounter him in the vast cyber realms.