Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant Spectacles

Born from a rare glitch during the early days of the digital revolution, Sergeant Spectacles quickly rose through the ranks of the pixelated world. With a classic boxy frame and a screen that never falters, he became legendary for his strategic prowess and no-nonsense attitude. His soldier buttons are always polished, reflecting his disciplined life. The glasses he dons are not just a fashion statement but a symbol of his sharp vision and analytical mind, allowing him to spot opportunities and threats far before they materialize. As a respected member of the WebtrES club, Sergeant Spectacles is the go-to advisor for all things tactical and leaves a trail of order and excellence wherever he goes.