Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant PixelCrack

Hailing from the digital battlegrounds, Sergeant PixelCrack once led an elite team of code warriors deep in the cyber trenches. Sporting a shiny black casing polished to mirror-like perfection, he was known for his meticulous appearances despite the chaos of digital warfare. His arms and legs, reinforced with the strength of a soldier's spirit, were designed to withstand the toughest of cyber assaults. Always adorned with classic buttons, PixelCrack valued functionality over frills, allowing him to execute commands with precision and authority. But battles leave their scars, and none as apparent as the spiderweb crack across his once-impeccable screen, a testament to his valor and a symbol of his resilience. Now a member of the esteemed WebtrES club, he shares tales of byte-sized bravery and teaches the art of cyber defense to the next generation of virtual protectors.