Buttplugs (UwU)

Major Whiskerblast

Hailing from the pixelated plains of Cyberia, Major Whiskerblast is a high-flying member of the elite WebtrES club. This sentient box, crafted with a soldier’s precision, sports sturdy buttons of a military grade and rockets for arms and legs, suggesting an explosive history in the art of digital warfare. But don't let the rugged exterior fool you; Major Whiskerblast's screen flickers with the face of a charming cat, signaling a soul that purrs for peace despite a circuitry built for battle. As a guardian of the WebtrES realm, Major Whiskerblast zooms through cyberspace, ensuring the safety of information and defending against the nefarious data pirates with a meow and a missile.