Buttplugs (UwU)

Retro Rocket Rex

Retro Rocket Rex is a high-flying, vintage video game console with a penchant for nostalgia and adventure. With his forest green boxy exterior and retro console buttons, he's a blast from the past who's always ready to play. His rocket arms and legs can propel him through cyberspace at astonishing speeds, leaving a trail of pixelated stardust in his wake. Rex's red and black screen flickers with the fierce determination of a classic arcade champion, while his cool shades give him the air of a laid-back gamer. A member of the exclusive WebtrES club, Retro Rocket Rex is a beloved figure in the digital realm, known for hosting epic online tournaments that celebrate the golden age of gaming.