Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander PixelWhisker

Stationed in the pixelated jungles of the WebtrES club, Commander PixelWhisker is a tactical genius with a love for retro gaming. Born from the circuitry of a vintage gaming console, he developed consciousness during an electric storm. With a cat-like screen face that displays his mood and the strategic prowess of a seasoned soldier, he uses his hand-down arms to expertly maneuver through digital battles and arcade adventures alike. His box is a testament to the classic era of gaming, and his buttons, ever so responsive, have seen more action than the most legendary of joysticks. While he may seem like a fun-loving game enthusiast at first glance, don't be fooled—Commander PixelWhisker is always ready to lead his pixelated troops into the fiercest of digital showdowns.