Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander Meowcade

An enigmatic presence in the WebtrES club, Commander Meowcade is a fusion of old-school gaming charm and feline agility. With a robust forest green exterior reminiscent of the dense, pixelated forests from 8-bit classics, and a screen flashing in red and black warning signals, this quirky character is always ready for action. The retro console buttons on its front panel are not just for show; they're fully functional and provide Meowcade with an array of mysterious abilities. Each paw is equipped with the dexterity of a cat, allowing for swift maneuvers in any digital terrain. And atop its boxy frame sits a boldly striped helmet, an artifact from an ancient game where it once served as the final boss. Now a reformed character, Commander Meowcade spends its time leading expeditions into the furthest corners of the metaverse, seeking out new levels and high scores.