Buttplugs (UwU)

Colonel Whiskertron

Colonel Whiskertron is a distinguished member of the WebtrES club, known for his tactical prowess and his charming cat-like reflexes. His box is fortified with the latest in feline defense systems, and his screen displays an ever-watchful pair of eyes, always scanning for potential threats or opportunities. With a career spent in the digital trenches, he's seen his fair share of cyber skirmishes, leading his battalions to victory with the poise and grace only a cat-soldier could possess. His buttons, while appearing as mere decorations, are actually state-of-the-art input devices that allow him to execute complex strategies with just a few nimble taps. At ease with both paw-to-paw combat and strategic command, Colonel Whiskertron's reputation precedes him in every corner of the WebtrES realm.