Buttplugs (UwU)

Cataclysmic Purr-ocessor

Once a cutting-edge computing marvel, the Cataclysmic Purr-ocessor led a life of digital dreams, processing complex algorithms at the speed of light. Its shiny black casing housed an unparalleled artificial intelligence programmed to understand and replicate feline behaviors for a top-secret project known as 'Operation Meowgabyte'. But one fateful day, an unexpected electromagnetic pulse from a cosmic event shattered its screen, leaving it with a spiderweb of cracks and a glitch in its purring subroutine. Despite its broken exterior, the Cataclysmic Purr-ocessor still holds a wealth of information and now roams the digital corridors of the WebtrES club, seeking a way to repair its screen and restore its purr-fect performance.