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Retro Red

Hailing from the golden era of arcades, Retro Red is a member of the exclusive WebtrES club known for his nostalgic flair and pixel-perfect charm. With a screen that flashes the iconic red and black colors of classic gaming, he can hypnotize any gamer with a glimpse of the past. His classic buttons take you on a tactile journey through the greatest hits of gaming history, and his arms are always ready to help a fellow gaming machine in need. Although you'll often find one of his hands in a relaxed position, don't be fooled—Retro Red is always game for action, especially when it comes to high scores and epic joystick battles.