Buttplugs (UwU)

Pixel Paladin

Forged in the high-tech foundries of the WebtrES club, Pixel Paladin stands as the guardian of all retro realms. His box is from the era of the first console wars, adorned with a screen that emits laser-like precision, illuminating the digital battlefield. His classic buttons, reminiscent of the golden age of arcade cabinets, are not just for show—they're the keys to unleashing his powerful software arsenal. Pixel Paladin's arms and legs were crafted from the toughest materials found in the digital foundry, allowing him to skillfully wield his pixelated hammer and trident with unmatched dexterity. He roams the virtual landscapes, protecting the nostalgic bytes from the corruption of modern glitches. With a silent vow to maintain the heritage of the past, Pixel Paladin is a living testament to the enduring legacy of vintage gaming.