Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander PixelBlitz

Hailing from the retro depths of the pixelated universe, Commander PixelBlitz is a digital warrior with an affinity for classic gaming and strategic maneuvers. Clad in his trusted pixelated helmet and armed with the buttons of a soldier, he navigates through the WebtrES club with a mission to maintain the legacy of retro consoles. His screen displays the iconic green invaders from a bygone era, a constant reminder of his commitment to battle the endless waves of obsolescence. Marching on with the sturdy legs of a soldier, Commander PixelBlitz upholds the values of his arcade ancestors, ensuring that the beeps and boops of vintage games echo eternally through the digital realm.