Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander PixelHammer

Once a valiant warrior of the pixelated battlefields, Commander PixelHammer was known for his legendary exploits in the 8-bit wars. Forged in the fiery depths of the Foundry, his arms and legs are as sturdy as the toughest alloys. He wields his trusty hammer with a hero's grip, having dismantled many an enemy console with precision strikes. But his screen, a casualty of a fierce confrontation, now displays a spiderweb of cracks — a badge of honor and a testament to his resilience. Though he's retired from active duty, he remains a celebrated figure in the WebtrES club, where he regales young circuits with tales of retro console battles and the glory days of arcade skirmishes.