Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant PixelBlitz

Born from the golden era of arcade games, Sergeant PixelBlitz is a battle-hardened veteran of the pixelated wars. Standing tall with his classic arms and legs reminiscent of the earliest gaming avatars, he commands attention with his no-nonsense attitude. His chest proudly displays the emblem 'WebtrES,' signifying his allegiance to an elite club of digital entities. The retro console that forms his body is a testament to his storied past, while the soldier buttons he bears are medals of honor, each representing a legendary victory against waves of 8-bit adversaries. His laser screen eyes, capable of emitting concentrated beams of nostalgia, have a piercing gaze that can see through the toughest of glitches. A tactician with a heart of code, Sergeant PixelBlitz spends his time strategizing new ways to keep the gaming universe safe from the threat of obsolescence. He's not just a character; he's a symbol of the resilience and timeless appeal of classic gaming.