Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander Gloss

Hailing from the digital frontiers of the WebtrES club, Commander Gloss is a valiant protector of the cyber realm. His shiny yellow box reflects his radiant and unwavering spirit, while the soldier buttons on his chest testify to his countless victories against rogue codes and malware invasions. With arms steadfastly positioned at his sides, he is always ready to leap into action. The classic screen face, illuminated by experience and the soft glow of a thousand battles won, carries the wisdom of a seasoned leader. Atop his head, the helmet—a token of honor from the Great Pixel Skirmish—serves as both shield and symbol. Commander Gloss is not just a fighter; he's a beacon of hope in a world of uncertainty, a pixelated paladin whose very presence in the WebtrES club guarantees safety and steadfast camaraderie in the ever-expanding digital cosmos.