Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant WhiskerByte

Hailing from the digital trenches of the Retro Console Wars, Sergeant WhiskerByte was once the pinnacle of gaming technology. With a sturdy box encasing his high-tech circuitry designed to resemble a classic game console, he led many virtual missions, ensuring hours of entertainment. His buttons, adorned with soldier motifs, symbolized his commitment to virtual combat and strategic gameplay. However, in a fateful encounter with a glitch known as the 'Pixel Shatterer', his screen was damaged, leaving a spider-web crack as a permanent reminder of the vulnerability of even the most advanced tech. Despite this setback, his spirit remained unbroken, and his cat-like arms and legs gave him an unprecedented agility and balance, allowing him to land on his feet no matter the challenge. WhiskerByte now spends his days sharing war stories and offering sage advice to the next generation of gaming devices within the WebtrES club. His resilience is a beacon of inspiration, demonstrating that even a broken screen can't shatter a pixelated soul.