Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander Pixel

Commander Pixel is a legendary figure in the WebtrES club, known for his unmatched strategic mind and his ability to navigate the most complex digital battlefields. With a box crafted from the finest virtual steel and buttons that have seen more clicks than a keyboard at a hackathon, Commander Pixel leads his pixelated platoon with a firm but fair hand. His arms and legs, while classic in design, are capable of executing the most precise maneuvers, which have earned him numerous accolades in the cyber combat arena. His screen, etched with the iconic green smile of a warrior who knows no fear, reflects his unwavering confidence and infectious courage. Commander Pixel's tale is one of valor, pixels, and an unbreakable spirit, as he guards the data frontlines of the WebtrES universe.