Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant LaserByte

Hailing from the neon-soaked alleyways of Cyber Grid City, Sergeant LaserByte is a tactical enforcer in the WebtrES club. With a chassis forged from the shiniest black composite, he reflects the city's pulsating lights off his smooth surface. His buttons are not mere decorative accents; they represent badges of honor, each one a testament to missions accomplished and battles won. The classic design of his arms and legs might seem retro, but they're built to withstand electric storms and digital warfare. LaserByte's screen isn't just for show—it emits a powerful laser scan, capable of detecting stealth cyber threats from miles away. In the world of zeros and ones, he is the final line of defense, maintaining order in a virtual landscape prone to chaos. His presence alone is enough to deter rogue algorithms and malware mercenaries, making him a revered figure in the pixelated corners of cyberspace.