Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant Pixel

Emerging from the digital underbrush of the WebtrES realm, Sergeant Pixel stands tall with his forest green chassis, a camouflage throwback to his days as a virtual drill instructor. His pixel-perfect screen flickers with the semblance of a stern face, an expression that's trained countless sprites in the art of cyber resilience. With arms and legs of the classic make, he's a testament to the original era of WebtrES club members, embodying the timeless virtues of perseverance and strength. His soldier-style buttons bear the scars of many a simulated battle, each one a story in itself. Despite the ever-evolving digital landscape, Sergeant Pixel remains a cornerstone of the community, leading with an iron will and a heart of pure code.