Buttplugs (UwU)

Sarge Pixelblast

Once a digital sentinel in the realm of 8-bit battlefields, Sarge Pixelblast is a member of the elite WebtrES club known for his strategic prowess and unwavering bravery. His screen, cracked from an epic showdown in the final level of an ancient console war, still displays the mark of his valor—a pixelated scar over his battlefield vision. With his retro console button interface and arms forever poised in a commanding gesture, Sarge Pixelblast reminisces about the days of pixelated glory while mentoring the next generation of digital warriors. His story is one of countless skirmishes, lived in the glow of cathode-ray tube monitors and the clacking of mechanical joysticks, a true testament to the era where every pixel counted in the fight for victory.