Buttplugs (UwU)

PixelPurr Lasertron

Hailing from the neon-lit alleyways of the WebtrES club, PixelPurr Lasertron is a quirky blend of retro gaming nostalgia and feline agility. With a box styled after classic gaming consoles of yore, and buttons that hark back to the age of arcade machines, Lasertron is a walking tribute to the golden era of video games. Its screen is not just for show; it emits a mesmerizing laser display that doubles as a communication method, hypnotizing onlookers with its pulsating patterns. The cat-like limbs of Lasertron give it the grace and poise of a digital panther, allowing it to navigate the virtual world with ease. Although it might seem like a mere gaming machine brought to life, PixelPurr Lasertron is actually a sophisticated AI designed to ensure the WebtrES club remains the coolest spot in the pixelated universe.