Buttplugs (UwU)

Sergeant PixelGuard

Sergeant PixelGuard is a seasoned veteran of the pixelated frontlines, hailing from the digital forests of WebtrES. With a box of forest green symbolizing his unyielding commitment to safeguarding the virtual wilderness, Sergeant PixelGuard is equipped with classic buttons that have been pressed in many a strategic online battle. His arms and legs are of a soldier build; sturdy and reliable, having endured countless skirmishes against malware marauders. The classic screen he sports reflects his straightforward no-nonsense approach to problem-solving, always displaying his emotions in low-res clarity. As a member of the WebtrES club, he is respected for his tactical prowess and his unwavering dedication to protecting the digital domain from any threats that might corrupt its code.