Buttplugs (UwU)

Commander PixelBlast

In the pixelated valleys of the WebtrES club lies the legend of Commander PixelBlast, an NFT with a retro console for a body and a screen that emits powerful laser visuals. Once a frontline arcade machine in the Great Game Wars, Commander PixelBlast now serves as a valiant guardian of digital nostalgia. With buttons that have felt the press of a million gamers and arms and legs built from the toughest soldier's armor, this commander stands as a sentinel for the retro games that shaped countless childhoods. His screen, though often displaying a simple, playful expression, can switch to combat mode, unleashing a dazzling laser light show that captivates and deters any would-be digital trespassers. Commander PixelBlast reminisces about the good ol' days while keeping a watchful eye over the WebtrES club, ensuring that the spirit of classic gaming remains alive and well.